Rants of a Dull Boy

2007-05-13T22:49:00.000-07:00

Possibility game
Vote kayo kung ano ang pinaka posibleng mangyari sayo (via tag)

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2007-04-30T02:09:00.002-07:00

My blog is worth $1,129.08.
How much is your blog worth?

2007-04-30T02:06:00.000-07:00

You Are The Chariot

You represent a difficult battle, and a well-deserved victory.
You tend to struggle to get what you want, both internally and externally.
You excel at controlling opposing forces, getting down the same path.
In the end, you bring glory and success - using pure will to move forward.

Your fortune:

There is great conflict in your life right now, either with yourself or others.
You must find a solution to this conflict, which is likely to be a "middle road" between the two forces.
You posses the skills to triumph over these struggles, as long as your will is strong.
You are transforming your inner self, building a better foundation for future successes.

What Tarot Card Are You?

Mr. Redboots vs. Montresor- the battle for Dulce Rosa

2007-04-27T23:03:00.000-07:00

Mr. Redboots vs Montresor: The battle for Dulce Rosa

Mr. Redboots, who was tired of following kids like a love-hungry pedophile, went on a vacation in Italy. When he got down from the plane, he accidentally bumped a wine virtuoso-type of person. Redboots didn't say sorry. He was the devil, he didn't need to. When the virtuoso stood up, he quickly muttered smething about redboots wounding him for a thousand times, which was quite queer for they have only met once. He said something about redboots falling just like a certain Fortunato, someone Redboots had never heard of. The virtuoso faced Redboots and said,"I, Montresor, challenge you to race me along the catacombs of the Montresor manor. I wager my wench Dulce Rosa for those Red boots of yours". "Hmmmm... Dulce Rosa? I have heard of that name from a young boy I have been following in Mexico," thought Redboots "What was his name again? It believe it was Mateo Cepeda or some stupid thing. From what he told me, Dulce Rosa sounded HOT". "I accept your wager", said Redboots"But you have to know something about me; I am the devil and I cannot be killed... bwahahahaha". That night, Montresor waited for Redboots to arrive. Montresor planned to once again stuff another guy into the walls of his catacombs. "I'm gonna kill that sick son of a ^%$#^",Montresor thought sneakily "That'll teach him not to accidentally bump people in Italy". 5 minutes later, Redboots arrived, and to Montresor's surprise, he wasn't drunk. "Crap!", thought Montresor, "he's sober.... now what?". He then approached Mr. Redboots and he asked mr. redboots to share a glass of coke with him. Mr. Redboots agreed. "That dumbass accepted it, little does he know I have loaded the cup w/ 99% alcohol and only 1% coke", he thought "I'm only going to drink 1% of the glass so that I get that 1% of Coke, leaving only the 99% alcohol; he'll be as drunk as... um.... as a drunk-guy-thingy... ohh screw it". Montresor took the glass and drank 1% of the glass. To his surprise, that 1% got him so drunk that he wasn't sober anymore. He offered the glass to Mr. Redboots, who accidentally spilled the contents of the cup on the floor. "Sorry for spilling the drink dude", Redboots said "let's get on with the foot race already". When they reached the end of the catacombs, Montresor's sight was in reverse. He revealed to Redboots his plan of murder. He forced Redboots into the hole in the wall by trying to move in circles. When he saw that the they were seperated by the arch leading to the wall, he pushed Redboots in and started cementing it. He was so busy cementing the wall that he didn't notice Redboots was just staring at him. When he placed the last brick, he suddenly noticed the lights go out. "Crap! the devil used his powers against the light... run-away!" he said. He ran and bumped himself on the wall, leaving him unconcious. On the other side of the wall, Redboots could hear some kind of noise then a loud thump on the wall. "What the hell has gotten into that guy?" Redboots thought "The idiot just walled himself up". Seeing this act of stupidity Redboots decided to leave Italy and spent the rest of his life vacationless, spending 100% of the time stalking little boys.

The End

What happened to Dulce Rosa? This story happened in Italy, not in Mexico you retard XD

2007-04-27T07:21:00.000-07:00

Travian:
bago matapos... dapat may:
-7 village na minimum 200 pop. each
-capital na 1000+ na pop
-1500+ phalanx at 500+ swords
-isang punong warehouse at granary

objectives:
-makaconquer ng village
-...... to follow XD

ilan kaya magagawa ko?...... bahala na XD

slow week T_T

2007-04-10T02:34:00.000-07:00

Grabe nung Holy Week.... eto mga nangyari:

Sinamahan lola namin sa bahay nila(3 people, old house)
12 hrs of computer a day(total of 84 hrs)
Total online contacts sa YM= 5 (saan ba kayo nagpuntahan?XD)

un lang siguro ginawa ko XD....... sana naman mas masaya ung Holy Week niyo XD......

2 occasions. 1 day ^^

2007-04-01T21:59:00.000-07:00

grabe... saya ng Sunday ko. Sa halos lahat ng tinext ko natandaan lang na April fools day kahapon nung sinabi ko... Asteeeg XD! Inovershadow siguro ng Palm sunday ung AFD. Anyways, masaya naman kahapon..... pumunta sa Bulacan. May nagpapabasa dun sa bahay ng lolo at lola ko ... nakatulog din sa tanghali.... basketball sa hapon.... same usual visit to Bulacan.... pero di gaano masaya ung umaga... namatay ung isang puppy namin TT_TT so 3 puppies na lang.... nanood ng that 70's show at family guy sa kotse... fell asleep and woke up.. namemorize ko rin ung welcome to the black parade XD

"Welcome To The Black Parade"When I was a young boy,My father took me into the cityTo see a marching band.He said, "Son when you grow up,would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"He said "Will you defeat them,your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?""Because one day I'll leave you,A phantom to lead you in the summer,To join The Black Parade."When I was a young boy,My father took me into the cityTo see a marching band.He said, "Son when you grow up,would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.And other times I feel like I should go.And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.And when you're gone we want you all to know.We'll carry on,We'll carry onAnd though you're dead and gone believe meYour memory will carry onWe'll carry onAnd in my heart I can't contain itThe anthem won't explain it.A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreamsYour misery and hate will kill us all.So paint it black and take it backLet's shout it loud and clearDefiant to the end we hear the callTo carry onWe'll carry onAnd though you're dead and gone believe meYour memory will carry onWe'll carry onAnd though you're broken and defeatedYour weary widow marchesOn and on we carry through the fearsOoh oh ohhhhDisappointed faces of your peersOoh oh ohhhhTake a look at me cause I could not care at allDo or die, you'll never make meBecause the world will never take my heartGo and try, you'll never break meWe want it all, we wanna play this partI won't explain or say I'm sorryI'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scarGive a cheer for all the brokenListen here, because it's who we areI'm just a man, I'm not a heroJust a boy, who had to sing this songI'm just a man, I'm not a heroI! don't! care!We'll carry onWe'll carry onAnd though you're dead and gone believe meYour memory will carry onWe'll carry onAnd though you're broken and defeatedYour weary widow marches onDo or die, you'll never make meBecause the world will never take my heartGo and try, you'll never break meWe want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on)Do or die, you'll never make me (We'll carry on)Because the world will never take my heart (We'll carry on)Go and try, you'll never break me (We'll carry)We want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on)

2007-03-30T05:13:00.000-07:00

Toph is sssoooooo awesome... The Blind Bandit..... ssssooooo cooool....... and cute...... yet such a strong earth bender..... gonna kick ur @$$

2007-03-29T07:41:00.001-07:00

You Are 80% Psychic

You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good!

Are You Psychic?

2007-03-29T07:35:00.001-07:00

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere.
You're the type of person who goes along to get along.
And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat.

Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart.
You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it.
Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

2007-03-29T07:32:00.000-07:00

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP)

Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic.

Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

2007-03-29T07:30:00.001-07:00

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.

You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.

Overall, you are very content in your life.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

What Do Your Dreams Mean?

2007-03-29T07:28:00.003-07:00

You Are Bart Simpson

Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

The Simpsons Personality Test

2007-03-29T07:25:00.001-07:00

You Are Not Destined to Rule the World

You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do!

Are You Destined For World Domination?

2007-03-29T07:23:00.001-07:00

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

2007-03-29T07:21:00.001-07:00

You are Agnostic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

2007-03-29T07:19:00.001-07:00

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

2007-03-29T07:16:00.001-07:00

You Are 32% Capitalist, 68% Socialist

You tend to be quite wary of businesses, especially big business.
While you know that corporations have their place, you tend to support small, locally owned shops.
As far as the rich go, you think they're usually corrupt and immoral.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

2007-03-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 80%

You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people.
You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success.

Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

2007-03-29T04:54:00.001-07:00

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

2007-03-29T04:46:00.001-07:00

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

What Color Is Your Brain?

2007-03-29T04:44:00.000-07:00

nyahahahahaha

2007-03-29T04:42:00.001-07:00

You Are a Great Student

You aren't afraid to crack the books when you need to, and you make your education a true priority.
You could become a PhD in anything, if you set your mind to it. There's no limit to what you can learn!

Are You a Good Student?

Wala talagang magawa....

2007-03-29T04:34:00.000-07:00

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you.

What Color Green Are You?

2007-03-28T05:28:00.001-07:00

Your German Name is:

Viktor Ewald

What's Your German Name?

2007-03-28T05:27:00.001-07:00

Your Italian Name Is...

Giordano Esposito

What's Your Italian Name?

2007-03-28T05:23:00.000-07:00

You Are From Pluto

You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.

What Planet Are You From?

2007-03-28T05:21:00.002-07:00

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Mute Mathematician.

Where You Lived: Romania.

How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

2007-03-28T05:21:00.001-07:00

Your Russian Name Is...

Katria Paraaha Morozov

What's Your Russian Name?

2007-03-28T05:16:00.000-07:00

Your Hidden Talent

Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

2007-03-28T05:15:00.001-07:00

Your French Name is:

Gaston Arpin

What's Your French Name?

2007-03-28T04:45:00.003-07:00

You Are 19 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Asteeg

2007-03-20T22:57:00.000-07:00

Wow... nakagawa din ako ng blog ^^